About Me
My name is Lisa Nicole Denby. I was born January 5, 1983. I’m happily married to a wonderful man, James and we have two boys, Austin 10 and Reign 5 months. Austin is my son from a previous relationship, but that is a story I will get into a little later. I will say this though, if Oprah caught a whiff of my experiences as a teenage mother and all the abuse I went through, she’d dedicate an entire hour of her show to me.
I’m weirdly intrigued by sharks yet I have a huge phobia of them. It is so bad that I won’t venture out into any body of water unless it’s a pool. I know, sharks don’t live at our local man-made beaches, but I’m nuts, what can I say?
I am very sarcastic with a weird sense of humour, which you’ll pick up on shortly. I am currently a stay at home mother of my 5 month old who’s only mission in life is to keep us up all night.
I am exhausted in my deficiency in keeping up with household duties, finding quality time with my husband, Austin’s homework, his ADHD and Reign’s need for me to nurse him around the clock.
I have a nose for news which led me to receive a diploma in Broadcasting for Radio & Television. While I enjoy Entertainment Tonight style news (I know that stuff doesn’t matter), I can thoroughly stay entertained for hours watching CNN. Just turn on that Anderson Cooper and it’s all good. James leaves the room and plays online poker when I am staring at The Silver Fox.
My husband and I met in March of 2007 and have been inseparable ever since. We married in June 2008 and after our first attempt at trying to get pregnant, we succeeded. I’m telling you this because James TELLS EVERYONE, and I figured it’s just a matter of time before he posts it on here. Yes it was a planned pregnancy, which is quite a different situation than when I met the first hairy-legged 16 year old boy that showed me attention, and in which I lost my virginity to at the age of 15. I know, what a slut.
We live just outside of Winnipeg. We lived in Winnipeg all our lives until me moved to Airdrie, Alberta for just under 6 months. I believe that was the start to my depression. So we came back and now we are here.
I love wine, dancing, Italian food and too many TV shows to mention.
This website chronicles my life from when I was a young teenage girl who was desperately searching for romance, having my first son at 16, dating several schmucks, getting married and dealing with the everyday chaos that having a family can bring.
The topic of sex will probably come up from time to time, so Dad, if you’re reading this and there’s a headline referring to me getting ‘freaky’, it’s probably a wise decision to jump ahead to something else. Reading about your daughter and her husband running down the hallways naked is embarrassing for everyone.
So if any of this has peeked your interest so far, please continue…