Another One From Austin
Austin: Dad told me that if I eat too much of this, I’ll be masturbated.
(Me looking at him in bewilderment)
Me: Are you sure that’s what he said?
Austin: Yup! (Pure certainty)
Me: Austin, I don’t think Dad said you’d be masturbated.
Austin: No, he really did.
Me: What he probably said was-
Austin: Oh! Wait, I think he said constipated.
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